A trivia question:

What does Kay eat during a rain delay?

A.   Peanut M&Ms
B.   Fruit Loops
C.   Watermelon
D.  Nathan’s French Fries
E.   All of the above

The answer is E. That’s what happens when a rain delay stretches to nearly four hours, and counting, for a scheduled 1 p.m. start.

You might wonder how we’re spending the day. It probably would be more interesting to know how the players spent the day, but we can’t ask them that for a while. Probably a long while.

We did have a chance to confirm with Internet Guru Kevin Sullivan that our next chat will be Tuesday, June 30. We’ll provide a million reminders before then.

Hopefully, Wang enjoyed his first appearance on the YES postgame show last night. He was great, considering he says he’s not comfortable on camera, and very happy about the birth of Justin Jesse, his 7-pound, 12-ounce son. He stood at his locker amid congratulatory balloons, and he was holding a piece of paper with the baby’s footprints.

And now he gets to make another start – Tuesday at Atlanta. Life is good for Wang.

Kay is yelling at us, for no apparent reason.

“Kim,” he said, as he brushed his hair, “are you losing steam?”

Honestly, the answer is yes. There is no Red Bull in the press dining room.

“You better pick it up,” Kay said. “You’re not even blogging today.”

Actually, we are.

“Why did you just brush your hair?”

“Because I thought it needed it,” he replied.

This is riveting stuff, isn’t it?

Anyway, there has been an inordinate amount of food consumed by people in the YES booth. Except Flaherty, who has consumed blueberries, grilled chicken and almonds, all of which he brought from home. He was smart to pack.

For some reason, there are now cupcakes, chocolate-covered strawberries, M&Ms, cookies, Cracker Jacks, Twizzlers and Fruit Loops all within arm’s reach. It’s insane.

It seems like hours and hours ago – weeks, really – that we were in the clubhouse this morning. Swisher was updating the collage of teammates’ pictures that adorns a wall of his locker. By now, he’s probably covered several walls. And several lockers.

What do starting pitchers do on days like this? We’ll have to ask Joba.

We’ve looked through a couple of newspapers that are strewn across the booth. Shocking news on Billy Joel and his wife. Thought they were for keeps.

This has become mind-numbing. It seems like they should have been able to play five innings by now. No wonder Girardi says he’s looking forward to the weather in Florida.